Your name is BRO STRIDER and you have no fucking idea what you are doing here. This was probably Dave's idea anyways.

 

ectobiologistx:

EB: uh.

TG: you dont wanna ask about that

TG: just stop

TG: turn around now

TG: this is a story you are not prepared to process

EB: i don’t even want to talk about it.

TG: dude

TG: im sorry

EB: just don’t.

TT: Do you two have some pact about never speaking about that night or something?

judgemagister-steel asked
yo bro howd you make that kick ass pie?

I didn’t.

Found it in there after Dave left the door unlocked. It was drugged though, so we had to throw it out after I’d eaten half of it.

Was fucking amazing though.

Dave is gone for the weekend.

Time to watch disney movies in cat pajamas ironically without feeling judged.

Dave is gone for the weekend.

Time to watch disney movies in cat pajamas ironically without feeling judged.

ask-dj-d-stride:

what the fuck time is it holy shit why am i awake

anyway we finally got harley to make a fucking tumblr after hours of prodding and convincing 

either way shes here now so thats pretty cool

on another note i have no idea where bro is

and thats never a good sign

because you never know when a huge pile of plush rujamosdkifmapodfj0

I’m usually here.

You just don’t notice me.

ask-dj-d-stride:

ask-bstrider:

ask-dj-d-stride:

ask-bstrider:

ask-dj-d-stride:

holy shit

i just got woken up by a loud ass knock on the front fucking door

its fucking cps

like holy shit what are you fuckwads doing here

anyway

they were all

where is your guardian 

and i was like fuck i dont know fucking bitches getting money probably

yeah they dont like that answer

so they sat my ass down and noted that i was undeniably hungover and questioned me on the quality of bros care

like what the fuck

but whatever

theyre gone

because yeah i lied my ass off 

bro when you get home im going to fucking kill you

my head is pounding

my hip hurts for some fucking reason

and my room smells like vomit

and wow this tumblr app sucks as much as jake gyllenhaal in brokeback mountain

Fuck…

Yeah, I probably deserve that.

Grab some shit, we’re going to go live in a hotel for a while until this blows over. Also, hide the fridge.

i would just like you and everyone else who reads this to know

that i hate you

so 

so much right now

this hotel is shit

you are shit

my life is shit

and i hate you

I’m aware the hotel is shit.

But I didn’t get paid because of last night.

And would you rather have cps put you with some jesus freak family?

right now i dont think you want to know the fucking answer to that question you condescending assface

Fine. Do whatever the fuck you want.

I’ll be back in a few hours.

ask-dj-d-stride:

ask-bstrider:

ask-dj-d-stride:

holy shit

i just got woken up by a loud ass knock on the front fucking door

its fucking cps

like holy shit what are you fuckwads doing here

anyway

they were all

where is your guardian 

and i was like fuck i dont know fucking bitches getting money probably

yeah they dont like that answer

so they sat my ass down and noted that i was undeniably hungover and questioned me on the quality of bros care

like what the fuck

but whatever

theyre gone

because yeah i lied my ass off 

bro when you get home im going to fucking kill you

my head is pounding

my hip hurts for some fucking reason

and my room smells like vomit

and wow this tumblr app sucks as much as jake gyllenhaal in brokeback mountain

Fuck…

Yeah, I probably deserve that.

Grab some shit, we’re going to go live in a hotel for a while until this blows over. Also, hide the fridge.

i would just like you and everyone else who reads this to know

that i hate you

so 

so much right now

this hotel is shit

you are shit

my life is shit

and i hate you

I’m aware the hotel is shit.

But I didn’t get paid because of last night.

And would you rather have cps put you with some jesus freak family?

ask-dj-d-stride:

holy shit

i just got woken up by a loud ass knock on the front fucking door

its fucking cps

like holy shit what are you fuckwads doing here

anyway

they were all

where is your guardian 

and i was like fuck i dont know fucking bitches getting money probably

yeah they dont like that answer

so they sat my ass down and noted that i was undeniably hungover and questioned me on the quality of bros care

like what the fuck

but whatever

theyre gone

because yeah i lied my ass off 

bro when you get home im going to fucking kill you

my head is pounding

my hip hurts for some fucking reason

and my room smells like vomit

and wow this tumblr app sucks as much as jake gyllenhaal in brokeback mountain

Fuck…

Yeah, I probably deserve that.

Grab some shit, we’re going to go live in a hotel for a while until this blows over. Also, hide the fridge.

Guys,

This pie. It’s good. I mean reallyreallyreally fucking good.

I think it was drugged though. BUT LOOK WHO DOESN’T GIVE A SHIT c:

Everything’sreallyfuckingfunnyguys~