Your name is BRO STRIDER and you have no fucking idea what you are doing here. This was probably Dave's idea anyways.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
One of Dave’s weird ass friends left this pie in our fridge. I don’t know how he managed to hide it behind the pile of shitty swords in there, but he did…
I think it might be drugged.
…But we have no food and I’m hungry.